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- Groucho Marx100◆ Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
- 100◆ I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters.
- 99◆ Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV; RTV and play nothing but music videos.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life any more.
- 99◆ One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
- Kurt Vonnegut99◆ Dear MTV, What the f*ck happened? Sincerely, Music.
- 99◆ People who change the channel every single time there's a commercial are more annoying than the commercials.
- 99◆ In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
- Daniel Tosh99◆ I'm not one of those people that goes into details of my personal life on national TV to get attention. Some things are better left unsaid.
- Mariah Carey99◆ Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.
- Lewis Thomas99◆ The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim of taking our minds off disaster. Thus, the distraction they offer demands the antidote of maximum concentration on disaster.
- Ernst Fischer99◆ Commercials are not the only junk food in the speech market - indeed, when compared to shallow news reporting, vacuous television shows, or political doublespeak, commercials are not even the most harmful to mental health.
- Rodney A Smolla99◆ By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy99◆ On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
- Dan Spencer99
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