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- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I'm glad scrambled eggs don't have lips, because when I'm grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I've eaten a man for less than that.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it's time to let some laundry into your life.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I can't define what love is. That's like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach, while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I've often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. I'd make hats with many feathers, hats that wake you up in the morning, hats that lay eggs, and, most importantly, hats that can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ There is a fissure in my vision and madness will always rush through.
- Ana?s Nin99◆ It's not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it's Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.
- Jarod Kintz99
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