Surrealism proverbs
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- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he won't feel so stupid and will know where to go.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered on the Brick of Truth to try to cover it up, but the blanket will cover up all the lies, thus covering up the cover up and thereby revealing the Brick of Truth. And don't try to steal the covers, because the blanket will only provide warmth to the Brick of Truth. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right??
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that's obvious. What isn't obvious is why somebody would want to stop a door, since doors represent openness. What is that person hiding behind that door that they want to stop people from opening it up? I don't know, but it's got to be diabolical, and if anything is to be stopped, it's not the door—it's the evil plan by the Door Master to take over the world.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It's easy to operate. Just go to a party, or any crowded location, place the brick on your head, and stand perfectly still until they open up lines of communication. If you talk to Egbok Wangor, tell him I want the twenty bucks he owes me—and I'll even give you a twenty percent collector's fee.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flowing water source and your storage barrel and let the blanket filter out impurities. Then after your water is pure, drop a brick in the barrel, and let the water molecules take on a brick-like structure. Drinking this water is a great way to build up your body's defenses—especially from invading Mongol hordes from the north. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be substituted in for Rhode Island as a US state, because they're roughly the same size, the have the same population (the brick may have one less person), and Grandma Kintz makes the best Excuse Soup in the entire state.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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