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- Jarod Kintz100◆ Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you'd like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ It's impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy's drink.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren't though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to be a matador in the bull market, but not so I can make a killing. Rather, I just want to wear flamboyant and form-fitting pants that emphasize my genitalia as I stroll down Wall Street.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to make something of myself. I believe it's called a statue.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ When the clock reads 3:00, I don't call it three o'clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.
- Werner Heisenberg99◆ I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ There's truth and honor in a mustache. And that's why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.
- Jarod Kintz99
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