Sex quotes

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◆ It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

- Marilyn Monroe100

◆ Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe100

◆ You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

- Drew Carey99

◆ Sex is a two-way treat.

- Franklin P Jones99

◆ It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

- Drew Carey99

◆ Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

- Dave Letterman99

◆ Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

- Bai Ling99

◆ We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

- 99

◆ H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody sex.

- 99

◆ Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.

- 99

◆ Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.

- 99

◆ Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.

- 99

◆ It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

- Sex And The City99

◆ I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

- Joan Rivers99

◆ Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

- Grace Jones99