Satire sayings

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◆ This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.

- George Orwell99

◆ Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

- John Kennedy Toole99

◆ Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.

- George Orwell99

◆ You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

- Terry Pratchett99

◆ The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.

- Martin Amis99

◆ Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

- Lenny Bruce99

◆ TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE

- George Orwell99

◆ I know a lie when I hear one.

- Adrian Mitchell99

◆ Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition!

- Nishan Panwar99

◆ The most successful satirist is that one who shakes up and -disturbs someones subconscious so as to make him think about something; otherwise his satire is akin to just rhyming.

- 99

◆ I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

- Lord Byron99

◆ And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.

- Margaret Cho99

◆ I'll publish, right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

- Lord Byron99

◆ And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say I'm wrong, and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.

- Margaret Cho99