Insult quotations

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◆ My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen

- David Eddings99

◆ Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

- Carroll Bryant99

◆ Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips99

◆ Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

- Criss Jami99

◆ Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

- Oscar Levant99

◆ Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.

- George Eliot99

◆ He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.

- Erin McCarthy99

◆ The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

- George R.R. Martin99

◆ I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

- Derek Landy99

◆ She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!

- William Shakespeare99

◆ If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

- Susan Andersen99

◆ Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

- Erin McCarthy99

◆ I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

- 99

◆ You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.

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