Insult proverbs

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◆ Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

- William Shakespeare99

◆ Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

- J.K. Rowling99

◆ Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

- Bill Gates99

◆ We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

- Sherrilyn Kenyon99

◆ Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.

- Ayn Rand99

◆ Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

- Groucho Marx99

◆ She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

- Mae West99

◆ I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

- Sherman Alexie99

◆ Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.

- William Shakespeare99

◆ I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

- George Bernard Shaw99

◆ He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

- Brigham Young99

◆ How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

- Richelle Mead99

◆ I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

- Groucho Marx99

◆ If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

- Muhammad Ali99