Heaven quotations

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◆ If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

- Sam Levenson99

◆ I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.

- Blaise Pascal99

◆ Hell wasn't a major reservoir of evil, any more then Heaven, in Crowley's opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.

- Terry Pratchett99

◆ I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven

- Tupac Shakur99

◆ If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.

- Jane Seabrook99

◆ There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.

- Aldous Huxley99

◆ If it's possible to send a message from heaven, I'll get one to you.

- Lurlene McDaniel99

◆ The connections we make in the course of a life--maybe that's what heaven is.

- Fred Rogers99

◆ Let this hell be our heaven.

- Richard Matheson99

◆ This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.

- Rick Bragg99

◆ When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires

- Jodi Picoult99

◆ I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in the kindness of human beings. I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it that I cannot think of heaven and angels.

- Pearl S. Buck99

◆ Come back to me, Tessa. Henry said that perhaps, since you had touched the soul of an angel, that you dream of Heaven now, of fields of angels and flowers of fire. Perhaps you are happy in those dreams. But I ask this out of pure selfishness. Come back to me. For I cannot bear to lose all my heart.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch. XXI, v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. This is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essential services take up at least two thirds of this space, this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant- assuming that every creature that could be called ‘human' is allowed in, and the the human race eventually totals a thousand times the numbers of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or - a happy thought - that pets are allowed.

- Terry Pratchett99

◆ When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.

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