Heaven proverbs

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◆ If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

- Will Rogers99

◆ They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth.

- George R.R. Martin99

◆ Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

- Mark Twain99

◆ I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here. This is the land I have been looking for all my life, though I never knew it till now...Come further up, come further in!

- C.S. Lewis99

◆ The path to paradise begins in hell.

- Dante Alighieri99

◆ The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

- Hunter S. Thompson99

◆ The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of Night, Unkempt, and the Black Sorcerer … They were endowed with intelligence, they succeeded in knowing all that there is in the world. When they looked, instantly they saw all that is around them, and they contemplated in turn the arc of heaven and the round face of the earth … [Then the Creator said]: 'They know all … what shall we do with them now? Let their sight reach only to that which is near; let them see only a little of the face of the earth!… Are they not by nature simple creatures of our making? Must they also be gods?

- Anonymous99

◆ You have lost your reason and taken the wrong path. You have taken lies for truth, and hideousness for beauty. You would marvel if, owing to strange events of some sorts, frogs and lizards suddenly grew on apple and orange trees instead of fruit, or if roses began to smell like a sweating horse; so I marvel at you who exchange heaven for earth. I don't want to understand you.

- Anton Chekhov99

◆ Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.

- Henry David Thoreau99

◆ I think Heaven will be like a first kiss.

- Sarah Addison Allen99

◆ Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.

- Jorge Luis Borges99

◆ I can safely say, on the authority of all that is revealed in the Word of God, that any man or woman on this earth who is bored and turned off by worship is not ready for heaven.

- A.W. Tozer99

◆ We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.

- Desmond Tutu99

◆ animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. neither do I. maybe that's why we get along

- Charles Bukowski99