Dogs sayings

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◆ It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.

- John Grogan99

◆ I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

- Abraham Lincoln99

◆ Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.

- 99

◆ Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog.

- 99

◆ Not every person knows how to love a dog, but every dog knows how to love a person.

- 99

◆ You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

- Hussein Nishah99

◆ You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'

- Dave Barry99

◆ Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

- Jim Murray99

◆ The thing I like most about dogs is their absolute belief in their own innocence, even when they've been caught redhanded. No matter what they've been doing, every bad dog bears the same look when scolded: "What?"

- Craig Wilson99

◆ When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

- Charles A Dana99

◆ A hungry dog hunts best

- Lee Trevino99

◆ All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.

- Ernest Hemingway99

◆ A dog with two homes is never any good

- 99

◆ The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

- Winifred Carriere99

◆ A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.

- Louis Sabin99