Dogs quotes

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◆ Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx100

◆ Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.

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◆ If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

- Alfred North Whitehead99

◆ Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

- Franklin P Jones99

◆ Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

- Jeff Valdez99

◆ Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window

- Steve Bluestone99

◆ I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

- George Bird Evans99

◆ The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

- Samuel Butler99

◆ A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

- Tommy Cooper99

◆ Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

- Dave Barry99

◆ The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's

- Mark Twain99

◆ Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

- Emily Dickinson99

◆ Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

- Agatha Christie99

◆ The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog

- Ambrose Bierce99

◆ If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

- Proverb99