Divorce sayings

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◆ I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you're stupid. I think you're a loser. I think you're wonderful. I want to be with you. I don't want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?

- Shannon L. Alder99

◆ You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good memories.

- 99

◆ Please understand that there is NO such thing as a complicated relationship. Either you are Single, Involve With Someone, Married, Divorce, or Widowed. With that being said... either come together on one accord or stop wasting the other person time.

- 99

◆ At least the divorce is less expensive than the wedding.

- 99

◆ Sorry being divorced means you'll have to try during sex again.

- 99

◆ Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

- 99

◆ Im an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house.

- 99

◆ Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court.

- 99

◆ I seem to be driving down a road to nowhere with a transparent passenger.

- Aaron Martin99

◆ It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.

- 99

◆ Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

- 99

◆ I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at bitterness and resentment.

- 99

◆ That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce & you lose hope in all Hollywood marriages.

- 99

◆ I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married.

- 99

◆ Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.

- Robin Williams99