Divorce quotes

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◆ What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.

- Stephanie Klein100

◆ Just so you know, telling everyone that we are just friends is the hardest thing I have ever had to do...

- 100

◆ Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

- 99

◆ There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.

- Michael Douglas99

◆ Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.

- Austin Elliot99

◆ Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

- Lori Gordon99

◆ Whoever said "Marriage is a 50-50 proposition" laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.

- Austin Elliot99

◆ The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

- Johnny Carson99

◆ Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.

- Kurt Cobain99

◆ I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

- John Milius99

◆ Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

- Susan Faludi99

◆ A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

- Don Quinn99

◆ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

- Wendy Liebman99

◆ The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

- Johnny Carson99

◆ When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

- Helen Rowland99