Crazy sayings

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◆ If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

- Albert Einstein99

◆ THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

- Hunter S. Thompson99

◆ Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

- Haruki Murakami99

◆ She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy.

- C. JoyBell C.99

◆ Sane is boring.

- R.A. Salvatore99

◆ I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

- Nora Ephron99

◆ Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.

- Susanna Kaysen99

◆ Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.

- Deb Caletti99

◆ Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.

- Weihui Zhou99

◆ When you are crazy you learn to keep quiet.

- Philip K. Dick99

◆ Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can't go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family's mental health.

- Susanna Kaysen99

◆ If you can't get what you want, you end up doing something else, just to get some relief. Just to keep from going crazy. Because when you're sad enough, you look for ways to fill you up.

- Laura Pritchett99

◆ Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

- Christopher Moore99