Crazy quotes

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◆ Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

- George Carlin100

◆ But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.

- Raymond Carver99

◆ I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.

- Terry Goodkind99

◆ and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

- Douglas Adams99

◆ The thing about people who are truly and malignantly crazy: their real genius is for making the people around them think they themselves are crazy. In military science this is called Psy-Ops, for your info.

- David Foster Wallace99

◆ I've never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)

- Jeaniene Frost99

◆ Where to look if you've lost your mind?

- Bernard Malamud99

◆ Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden99

◆ Don't run I never liked fast food

- Rachel Caine99

◆ But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

- J.D. Salinger99

◆ Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?

- Libba Bray99

◆ Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.

- Emilie Autumn99

◆ The thoughts written on the walls of madhouses by their inmates might be worth publicizing.

- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg99

◆ What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fucked. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance.

- Russell Brand99