Cognitive test quotations
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- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceiling fan, and my boat is my bed. Why don't you come over, and I'll teach you the art of seafaring. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used to grow your annual income by a factor of four. What, you don't believe me? Are you calling me a liar??
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I'd suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up again after everything is destroyed.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the better, I always say. Well, I don't always say that. I say other stuff too.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Bricks could be used to make a billion dollars. It's easy! All you need to do is fill up a shopping cart full of bricks, park it outside of a grocery store, and wait for the coming hyperinflation. Then, when some soccer mom walks by with a shopping cart full of cash, to purchase a loaf of bread, you trade your tangible assets for her imaginary money and boom! you are now a billionaire.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole brick, but certainly a half a brick would be an accurate measure for the amount of love I have for you.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt and denial.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it soundlessly.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I've got to win them.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am for human cloning as a means to build the future.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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