Ugly quotations

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◆ How can you face you problem if the problem is your face.

- 99

◆ Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

- Bender (The Cartoon Character)98

◆ I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly.

- 98

◆ No offense to ugly women but I need a pretty face. If you skinny or eat plenty it don't matter either way.

- Jae Millz98

◆ Politics is just show business for ugly people.

- Jay Leno98

◆ My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

- Paul Lynde98

◆ My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

- Rodney Dangerfield98

◆ I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.

- Jessica Hahn98

◆ I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.

- Kylie Bax98

◆ An ugly sight, a man who is afraid.

- Jean Anouilh98

◆ Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

- Muhammad Ali98

◆ As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.

- Marc Almond98

◆ All government is an ugly necessity.

- G K Chesterton98

◆ Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

- Margaret Cho98

◆ A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.

- Thomas Hardy98