Ugly quotes

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◆ Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!

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◆ That ugly moment when you about to sneeze.

- 99

◆ Some people really need to take a look at themselves instead of coming down on everyone else. Arrogance is an UGLY trait.

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◆ What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

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◆ Ugly isn't a way to describe someone's looks, it's a way to describe someone's personality.

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◆ Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!

- Hank Moody99

◆ Having sex with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.

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◆ God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

- Ani Difranco99

◆ I might be ugly, but my cars are real pretty.

- Gucci Mane99

◆ I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

- Rodney Dangerfield99

◆ I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

- Rodney Dangerfield99

◆ The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.

- Victor Hugo99

◆ Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.

- Albert Einstein99

◆ War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep.

- Samuel Ha-Nagid99

◆ Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

- Rodney Dangerfield99