Cat quotations

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◆ Never try to outstubborn a cat.

- Robert A. Heinlein99

◆ Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit!

- Mihail Bulhakov98

◆ Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

- Laurell K. Hamilton98

◆ You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

- Matt Lewis98

◆ The unity in every second of all time and all wandering mankind, all wandering womankind, all wandering children.

- Kurt Vonnegut98

◆ I can't hug every cat.

- Every Cat-lover98

◆ I had a dream about you. I was a cat. You were a red dot. And even those times I caught you, we couldn't touch. But still I chased you anyway.

- Ryan Lilly98

◆ Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it's furry and purring.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ A cat's secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.

- Wendy Beck98

◆ I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important flexibility of our primate forebears, while most mammals had sacrificed it in specializing their digits. Carnivores run, stab, and scratch. My cat may manipulate me psychologically, but he'll never type or play the piano.

- Stephen Jay Gould98

◆ I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.

- L.M. Montgomery98

◆ For most secrets are kept by these: the darkness, the silence, and the cat.

- Wendy Beck98

◆ Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one?

- Quitillian Blue98

◆ Only a cat can seem well-traveled without ever leaving home.

- Wendy Beck98