Cat quotes

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◆ Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

- Jeaniene Frost100

◆ How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.

- Kurt Vonnegut99

◆ It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

- Lisa Kleypas99

◆ Less bitching...more learning.

- Jeaniene Frost99

◆ I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

- Jeaniene Frost99

◆ I see you and Crispin resolved your differences. Indeed, the pair of you kept the whole house up last night

- 'Spade' Jeaniene Frost99

◆ Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

- Andrew Vachss99

◆ Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

- Julie Kagawa99

◆ Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?

- Jeaniene Frost99

◆ There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself. ?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.

- Jeaniene Frost99

◆ The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

- Jules Renard99

◆ Maruman does not loll.

- Isobelle Carmody99

◆ After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.

- Charlotte Gray99

◆ There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

- Andrew Schweitzer99