St patricks day quotations
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- 99◆ I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day.
- 98◆ It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor.
- 98◆ Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.
- 98◆ May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is.
- 98◆ Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.
- 98◆ I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.
- 98◆ It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.
- 98◆ It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end.
- 98◆ Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.
- 98◆ Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.
- 98◆ I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish.
- 98◆ Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland.
- 98◆ Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.
- 98◆ May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day.
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