St patricks day quotes
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- 100◆ Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.
- 99◆ I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs.
- 99◆ We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.
- 99◆ This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.
- 99◆ I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.
- 99◆ I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day.
- 99◆ This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan.
- 99◆ Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.
- 99◆ Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake.
- 99◆ There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day.
- 99◆ I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine.
- 99◆ All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.
- 99◆ May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.
- 99◆ Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day.
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