Smart alec sayings
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- Isaac Asimov99◆ You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
- 99◆ You call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.
- 99◆ If you need space, work at NASA.
- 99◆ Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!? Because you have ears, duh!
- 99◆ If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
- Hussein Nishah99◆ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
- Hussein Nishah99◆ Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
- 99◆ Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
- Armin Ferizovic99◆ My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
- 99◆ It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it...
- Meryannn Ulrick99◆ Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
- 99◆ My parents call it 'bad grades,' but I call it 'still passing.'
- 99◆ I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm.
- 99◆ If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!
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