Smart alec quotes

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◆ Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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◆ Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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◆ I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling.
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◆ A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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◆ Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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◆ When life gives you a lemon, you squirt it peoples eyes!!
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◆ If the world really was a better place, then why are you still here?
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◆ If I throw a stick, will you go away?
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◆ Practice makes perfect. No one is perfect. Why practice?
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◆ I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
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◆ Keep staring. I might do a trick.
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◆ You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
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◆ Why are you looking at me? Do I owe you money?
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◆ I'm not a smart alec. I just know more than you.
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◆ What if the hokey-pokey isn't what it's all about?
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