Short sayings
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- 99◆ If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
- 99◆ Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
- 99◆ I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
- 99◆ A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
- 99◆ What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
- 99◆ Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
- 99◆ Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
- 99◆ I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
- 99◆ What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
- 99◆ Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
- 99◆ What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
- 99◆ No one believes in love at first sight... until that special person comes along and steals your heart.
- 99◆ Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
- 99◆ Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.
- Demi Lovato99
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