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- 100◆ Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
- 99◆ Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
- 99◆ I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
- 99◆ I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
- Jack Benny99◆ Loved you once, love you still, always have, always will.
- 99◆ Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
- 99◆ My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
- 99◆ Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
- 99◆ Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
- 99◆ I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
- 99◆ What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
- Bo Burnham99◆ If hes dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.
- 99◆ Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
- 99◆ No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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