Sarcastic christmas sayings

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◆ I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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◆ When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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◆ This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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◆ I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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◆ Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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◆ I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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◆ May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il.
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◆ I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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