Pothead sayings

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◆ I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

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◆ Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

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◆ As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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◆ I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

- Friday99

◆ Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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◆ I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

- Half Baked99

◆ Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

- Andy Warhol99

◆ Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

- Friday99

◆ I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

- Scary Movie99

◆ Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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◆ Life is boring without weed.

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◆ One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

- Bob Marley99

◆ They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks99

◆ To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

- Bill Hicks99

◆ There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

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