Pothead quotes

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◆ Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

- 100

◆ Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.

- Kid Cudi99

◆ How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

- 99

◆ Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.

- Wiz Khalifa99

◆ Some people go to high school... others go to school high.

- 99

◆ A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

- 99

◆ I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

- 99

◆ I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.

- Afroman99

◆ If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life.

- Katt Williams99

◆ I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

- Drake99