Party quotes

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◆ Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

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◆ I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food.

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◆ Live for today...plan For tomorrow...Party tonight!

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◆ Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.

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◆ A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

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◆ We are the people are parents warned us about.

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◆ Cocaine is Gods way of saying you're making to much money.

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◆ Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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◆ Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

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◆ Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors noisy party than being there.

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◆ I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

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◆ We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

- Vanna Bonta99

◆ Declare World Party I !

- Vanna Bonta99

◆ When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

- Xeni Jardin99

◆ I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White99