News sayings

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◆ Because the bad news is worse than you think it is, the good news is better than you think it is.

- Craig Williams99

◆ If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of.

- 99

◆ The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.

- Joss Whedon99

◆ If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

- Mark Twain99

◆ News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.

- Charles Bukowski99

◆ If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

- Wes Nisker99

◆ We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are just working harder.

- 99

◆ That awful moment when you don't see your school's name scrolling across the bottom of the news after a giant snow storm.

- 99

◆ It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

- 99

◆ Why does the news start with Good Evening and then they tell you everything that's wrong in the world?

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