New year funny sayings
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- 99◆ Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.
- 99◆ My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
- 99◆ Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
- 99◆ This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
- 99◆ My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
- 99◆ I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
- 99◆ May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
- 99◆ My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
- 99◆ Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.
- 99◆ My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
- 99◆ Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.
- 99◆ I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
- 99◆ I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
- 99◆ My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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