Laziness quotations

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◆ Do only one thing at a time. It is lazy people who want to do everything at once.

- Vikrant Parsai99

◆ I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

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◆ Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.

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◆ Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady.

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◆ Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.

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◆ I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero Fucks were given.'

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◆ Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'

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◆ That facial expression you make when you got paired with the laziest f*cker in class.

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◆ No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.

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◆ Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.

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◆ I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.

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◆ My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy.

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◆ From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

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◆ True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

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