Laziness quotes

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◆ I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.

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◆ *Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True

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◆ Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.

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◆ America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.

- Jaylon Hillsman99

◆ If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.

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◆ What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.

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◆ If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

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◆ Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

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◆ Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...

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◆ Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.

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◆ You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'

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◆ Most of the time, excuses are made out of pure laziness. For people who are constantly making excuses...the negative energy it takes to do so could instead be used on getting things DONE! Great things come to those who work hard for it and that goes for everything in life. Opportunities will pass you by if you don't take advantage of them. Simple as that. So next time you hear someone whining about why they aren't where they want to be in life...ask them what they have done to get there.

- Markesa Yeager99

◆ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

- Robert Maynard Hutchins99

◆ C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

- 99

◆ That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to do.

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