Alcohol sayings
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- 99◆ There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends when both make her hit the floor.
- 99◆ If you want to be a successful man you shouldn't follow these two things: alcohol and women.
- Isaiah Kulang Mabor99◆ A shot to kill the pain. A pill to drain the shame. A purge to end the gain. A cut to break the vein. A smoke to ease the crave. A drink to win the game. An addiction is an addiction because it all hurts the same.
- 99◆ It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
- 99◆ Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
- 99◆ I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
- 99◆ Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
- 99◆ If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
- 99◆ They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
- 99◆ A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...
- Raul Vasquez99◆ As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
- Jason Santana99◆ Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
- 99◆ The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out.
- 99◆ Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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