Alcohol quotes

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◆ That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

- Charles Bukowski100

◆ Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

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◆ Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!

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◆ Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...

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◆ I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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◆ I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

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◆ They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

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◆ The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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◆ Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.

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◆ When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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◆ There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?

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◆ Drunken words are sober thoughts.

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◆ Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

- George Carlin99

◆ Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

- Bob Marley99

◆ Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

- Homer Simpson99