Golf sayings

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◆ If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

- Tiger Woods99

◆ Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

- Lorii Myers99

◆ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

- Hank Aaron99

◆ Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.

- Kevin Costner99

◆ If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

- Bob Hope99

◆ Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.

- Joe Namath99

◆ They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

- Henry Longhurst99

◆ It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy

- John Fitzgerald Kennedy99

◆ The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

- P G Wodehouse99

◆ Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

- Tiger Woods99

◆ Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five

- Paul Harvey99

◆ You must play boldly to win.

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

- Billy Graham99