Golf quotes

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◆ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

- Will Rogers100

◆ Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

- Lee Trevino99

◆ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

- Gerald R Ford99

◆ Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

- Bobby Jones99

◆ Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

- A A Milne99

◆ Golf is a good walk spoiled.

- Mark Twain99

◆ People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems of modern society.

- Vince Lombardi99

◆ The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

- Vince Lombardi99

◆ Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

- Arnold Palmer99

◆ A hungry dog hunts best

- Lee Trevino99

◆ Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)

- Dave Barry99

◆ When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

- Chi Chi Rodriguez99