Funny summer sayings
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- 99◆ I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
- 99◆ Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
- 99◆ It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
- 99◆ Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!'
- 99◆ I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
- 99◆ I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.
- 99◆ Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here...
- 99◆ A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
- 99◆ Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
- 99◆ Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
- 99◆ Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
- 99◆ Summer should get a speeding ticket.
- 99◆ Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...
- Napoleon Dynamite99
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