Funny summer quotes

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◆ There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

- 100

◆ Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

- 99

◆ Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove

- 99

◆ God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track.

- American Beauty99

◆ Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.

- Sin City99

◆ Watched her build a web all summer?

- Blade Runner99

◆ I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.

- Toy Story99

◆ So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

- The Hangover99

◆ She got incredibly hot over last summer...

- Superbad99

◆ It's Ferris Bueller. - He got me out of summer school.

- Ferris Bueller's Day Off99

◆ A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.

- Garrison Keillor99

◆ A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

- Raymond Duncan99

◆ I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

- Peter De Vries99

◆ I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.

- Frankie Valli99

◆ Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

- Bobby Flay99