Funny pilot sayings
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- 99◆ Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.
- 99◆ Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
- 99◆ 'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone.
- 99◆ The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire
- 99◆ Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
- 99◆ A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the aeroplane again.
- 99◆ When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.
- Robert Livingston99◆ Never fly the 'A' model of anything.
- Ed Thompson99◆ Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with the eagles by day.
- 99◆ It's a good landing if you can still get the doors open.
- 99◆ There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- 99◆ Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease.
- 99◆ There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
- 99◆ An aircraft may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't surprise him.
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