Funny new years resolution sayings

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◆ My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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◆ Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.
- Brad Paisley99
◆ The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
- Jean-Paul Malfatti99
◆ My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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◆ It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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◆ My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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◆ My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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◆ I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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◆ My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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