Funny new year quotations
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- 99◆ Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
- 98◆ Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
- 98◆ Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
- 98◆ Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
- 98◆ Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
- 98◆ Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
- 98◆ Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.
- 98◆ Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
- 98◆ Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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