Funny lazy sayings
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- 99◆ Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
- DEV99◆ I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
- 99◆ You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
- 99◆ I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
- Shubham Joshi99◆ Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
- Hussein Nishah99◆ I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
- 99◆ If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
- 99◆ My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
- 99◆ I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
- 99◆ Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
- 99◆ I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
- 99◆ Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do.
- 99◆ 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
- 99◆ Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
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