Funny lazy quotes
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- 100◆ Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
- 99◆ America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
- Jaylon Hillsman99◆ Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
- 99◆ If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
- 99◆ My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
- 99◆ Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
- 99◆ What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
- 99◆ Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
- 99◆ Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
- 99◆ No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
- 99◆ Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
- 99◆ You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
- 99◆ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins99◆ True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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