Funny easter sayings
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- 99◆ A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
- 99◆ Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights.
- 99◆ Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ.
- 99◆ Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew.
- 99◆ Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes.
- 99◆ Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
- 99◆ I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
- 99◆ I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday.
- 99◆ Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross.
- 99◆ After Jesus, you're my second-favorite Jew.
- 99◆ I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
- 99◆ It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.
- 99◆ Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan.
- 99◆ A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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