Funny easter quotes

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◆ Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you.

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◆ Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they'd bought the outfit that was on sale.

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◆ The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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◆ Don't you hate when people only go to church on Easter Sunday dressing like peacocks taking up all the good seats.

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◆ Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

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◆ You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women.

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◆ Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

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◆ Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn.

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◆ Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

- Todd Rundgren99

◆ My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

- Amy Sedaris99

◆ Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.

- Easter Bunny99

◆ An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- Easter Bunny99

◆ Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution.

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◆ You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real.

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◆ I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work.

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