Funny christmas card sayings

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◆ When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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◆ This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.

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◆ You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.

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◆ Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

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◆ I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

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◆ Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.

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◆ My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.

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◆ Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.

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◆ I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.

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◆ Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

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◆ I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.

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◆ BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

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◆ Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.

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◆ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

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◆ Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...

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