Clever twitter bios sayings

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◆ I could tell you about myself, but then myself would have to kill me

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◆ Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.

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◆ Im everything you're not...the bad stuff too. LOL

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◆ Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn.

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◆ Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow, decide for yourself who I am

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◆ Former journalist with a blog and a bad attitude.

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◆ I am the internet.

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◆ Just a guy building stuff.

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◆ Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

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◆ I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

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◆ Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less.

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◆ If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140 character blog?

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◆ Wordsmith. Recoverer of lost things.

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◆ I have proof that I have no idea what Im doing most of the time.

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◆ I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short. I love my life.

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